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gotta love the chrissy money....ours was spent on nappies i think!

strangely I don't need nappies... :)

please give little girl a hug and big kisses (preferably on each of her chubby cheeks) and an "energy booster" from me.

You'll need nappies next time I take you to the Strad when it's 4ft+

perhaps.

but on the other hand, maybe I could just drop my boardies... free and naturale...

oh dang: forgot. better not be cold... slight problem with a springy....

Where there's a will there's a way, and desperate times call for desperate measures! Go the manky Aquaturd!

Dear Sirs,

I am shocked and stunned with the highly inappropiate language and conversation being used in such a public forum. I must morally object and ask that you cease this line of discussion.

Yours Sincerely,

Ms X

Dear Ms Y,

I'm not sure if you're aware, this website is in the process of becoming a "den of ill repute"...

I'm not certain how long the change will last...

Yours Sincerely,

Mr Y

Dear Ms X,

Does Mr X know about your crush on Mr Y? Or your sick and depraved taste for par-cooked snails?

Aquaturd-Man: Have you developed a credible costume yet to signify the arrival of H2O-pooping freedom for ALL?

Yours in revolution,

Mr Filthmeister

Dear Mr Filthmeister,

Whilest I have not actually made a costume, I have thought up a few ideas. These include - a cape with a "P" on the back (a la "S" for superman...); an oversized novelty sombreo; fangs; and a false nose / spectacles disguise; and a ballet tutu.

I think that the costume will work, especially along with flippers and a bodyboard in 4ft surf...

Long live the revolution!

Regards,

Aquaturd-Man (aka the secret superhero identity of Mr X)

Dear Ms X,
WHAT! I'm shocked to learn of your crush on Mr Y. Thankyou Mr Filthmeister for bringing this to my attention.

Just to let you know; if you go to France, the eating of snails is a delicacy. Tasty, I hear.

It's an outrage!

Yours truely,

Mr X

ps: all bets are off - this website is officially a den of ill repute.